• Jokes 15/7

    From GM3YEW@CAPCITY to HUMOUR on Mon Jul 15 03:40:00 2019
    R:190715/0631Z 5576@GB7YEW.#79.GBR.EURO LinBPQ6.0.18

    As Grandmother used to say

    Evening red and morning grey will set the traveller on his way

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    "Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it."

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    "The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere."

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    Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed
    to be doing at the moment.
    -- Robert Benchley

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    A blind man walks into a store
    with his seeing eye dog. All of
    a sudden, he picks up the leash
    and begins swinging the dog over
    his head.

    The manager runs up to the man
    and asks, "What are you doing?!!"

    The blind man replies, "Just looking around."

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    KIDS IN CHURCH
    3-year-old Reese :
    'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
    Harold is His name.
    Amen.'
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    A little boy was overheard praying:
    'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
    I'm having a real good time like I am.'

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    After the christening of his baby brother in church,
    Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
    His father asked him three times what was wrong.
    Finally, the boy replied,
    'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
    An
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