• Jokes 21/7

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    As Grandmother used to say

    Pale moon rains, red wind blows

    Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.


    Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.
    -- Roy L. Ash, ex-president Litton Industries

    "God gives burdens; also shoulders"

    Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the end
    of the 1980 election. At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I can't find
    it anywhere. I'm sure he's telling the truth though; why would he lie about
    a thing like that?
    -- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"


    On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a
    couple of days off to visit the coast
    for some sightseeing. He was cruising
    along the beach when there was a frantic
    commotion just off shore.

    A helpless man, wearing a New York Yankee
    jersey, was struggling frantically to
    free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.

    As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat
    came racing up with three men wearing Boston
    Red Sox jerseys aboard.

    One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's
    side. The other two reached out and pulled
    the bleeding, semi-conscious Yankee fan
    from the water.

    Then using autographed Curt Schilling baseball
    bats, the
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