• Jokes 21/7

    From GM3YEW@CAPCITY to HUMOUR on Sun Jul 21 04:22:00 2019
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    As Grandmother used to say

    Pale moon rains, red wind blows
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    Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.

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    Our policy is, when in doubt, do the right thing.
    -- Roy L. Ash, ex-president Litton Industries

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    "God gives burdens; also shoulders"

    Jimmy Carter cited this Jewish saying in his concession speech at the end
    of the 1980 election. At least he said it was a Jewish saying; I can't find
    it anywhere. I'm sure he's telling the truth though; why would he lie about
    a thing like that?
    -- Arthur Naiman, "Every Goy's Guide to Yiddish"

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    On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a
    couple of days off to visit the coast
    for some sightseeing. He was cruising
    along the beach when there was a frantic
    commotion just off shore.

    A helpless man, wearing a New York Yankee
    jersey, was struggling frantically to
    free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.

    As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat
    came racing up with three men wearing Boston
    Red Sox jerseys aboard.

    One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's
    side. The other two reached out and pulled
    the bleeding, semi-conscious Yankee fan
    from the water.

    Then using autographed Curt Schilling baseball
    bats, the
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