• Gnu Fortuna 09 07

    From LU9DCE@CAPCITY to HUMOR on Tue Jul 9 09:10:00 2019
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    ESTACION DE PACKET RADIO - BUENOS AIRES (GF05OM)
    BOLETINES INFORMATIVOS PROGRAMADOS (BIP)
    SLACKWARE LINUX - HELLOCODELINUX@GMAIL.COM

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    / Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear \
    | Existence (1) Never use an elevator in |
    | a building that has been hit by a |
    | nuclear |
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    | bomb; use the stairs. (2) When you're |
    | flying through the air, remember to |
    | roll when you hit |
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    | the ground. (3) If you're on fire, |
    | avoid gasoline and other flammable |
    | materials. (4) Don't attempt |
    | communication with dead people; it will |
    | only lead to |
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    | psychological problems. (5) Food will |
    | be scarce; you will have to scavenge. |
    | Learn to |
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    | recognize foods that will be available |
    | after the bomb: mashed |
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    | potatoes, shredded wheat, tossed salad, |
    | ground beef, etc. (6) Put your hand |
    | over your mouth when you sneeze; |
    | internal organs |
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    | will be scarce in the post-nuclear age. |
    | (7) Try to be neat; fall only in |
    | designated piles. (8) Drive carefully |
    | in "Heavy Fallout" areas; people could |
    | be |
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    | staggering illegally. (9) |
    | Nutritionally, hundred dollar bills are |
    | equal to ones, but more |
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    | sanitary due to limited circulation. |
    | (10) Accumulate mannequins now; spare |
    | parts will be in short supply on |
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    \ D-Day. /
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