• Jokes 31/7

    From GM3YEW@CAPCITY to HUMOUR on Wed Jul 31 04:23:00 2019
    R:190731/0547Z 6518@GB7YEW.#79.GBR.EURO LinBPQ6.0.18

    As Grandmother used to say

    A red evening and a grey morning sets the pilgrim walking

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    I am more bored than you could ever possibly be. Go back to work.

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    I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and
    we all could use more calm in our lives.

    By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have
    finally found inner peace.

    A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
    the things you have started.

    So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't
    finished, and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off
    a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle
    of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and
    Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclits.

    Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee
    AR in ned ov inr pis

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    HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION

    Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life;
    is this true?

    A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it...
    Don't waste them on exercise . Everything
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