• Jokes 6/8

    From GM3YEW@CAPCITY to HUMOUR on Tue Aug 6 02:40:00 2019
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    As Grandmother used to say

    If the 24th of August be fair and clear then hope for a prosperous Autumn that


    Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.
    -- John F. Kennedy


    There's a new pasta diet -

    Just walk pasta bakery without stopping
    Walk pasta candy store without stopping
    Walk pasta ice cream store without stopping.

    At the Russian War College a general is a guest lecturer and tells the
    Class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the Resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the First question"Will we have to fight in a World War Three Sir?"

    "Yes comrades it looks like you will" answers the general.

    "And who will be our enemyComrade General?" another officer asks.

    "The likelihood is that it will be China." The class is surprised and
    Finally one officer asks"But Comrade General we are 150 million people
    And they are about 1.5 billion. How can we possibly win?"

    "Well" replies the general"Think about it. In modern war it is not the
    Quantity but the quality that is the key. For example in the Middle East
    5 million Jews have been fighting against 50 million Arabs and the Jews
    Have been the winners every time."

    "But sir" asks the panicky officer"Do we have enough Jews?"


    Vladimir Putin, wanting to get on the good side
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