If the first week in August is unusually warm, the coming winter will be snowy
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
"Irrationality is the square root of all evil"
-- Douglas Hofstadter
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
Talking... and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is
farther away... Florida or the moon? " The other blonde turns and says
"Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells
the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is
idling smoothly.She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "And, how often do I have to do that?"
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was
having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,'Daddy,
look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in
my mouth and said,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending to eat them.
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