• Jokes 10/8

    From GM3YEW@CAPCITY to HUMOUR on Sat Aug 10 03:00:00 2019
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    As Grandmother used to say

    If the first week in August is unusually warm, the coming winter will be snowy

    A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.


    "Irrationality is the square root of all evil"
    -- Douglas Hofstadter


    Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench
    Talking... and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is
    farther away... Florida or the moon? " The other blonde turns and says
    "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????



    A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells
    the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is
    idling smoothly.She says, "What's the story?"
    He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
    She asks, "And, how often do I have to do that?"

    I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was
    having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,'Daddy,
    look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.

    Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in
    my mouth and said,
    'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending to eat them.
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