• Jokes 11/8

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    As Grandmother used to say

    Birds flying low Expect rain and a blow

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    The moving cursor writes, and having written, blinks on.

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    Underlying Principle of Socio-Genetics:
    Superiority is recessive.

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    SPEEDING TICKET

    A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks
    her very nicely if he could see her license.
    She replied in a huff"I wish you guys would get your act together.
    Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you
    expect me to show it to you!"

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    RIVER WALK

    There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river
    and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts"How
    can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the
    river then down the river and shouts back "You ARE on the other
    side."

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    KNITTING

    A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on
    the freeway. Glancing at the car he was astounded to
    see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that
    she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren the trooper
    cranked down his window turned on his bullhorn and yelled"PULL
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