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    As Grandmother used to say

    When bees stay close to the hive, rain is close by.

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    Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
    --

    "Wagner's music is better than it sounds." -- Mark Twain
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    The bartender serves up four pints and lines them on the bar.

    The man downs them. One, Two, Three, Four.

    Then he belches loudly, sways slightly on the stool, and promptly orders

    Three pints.

    And one after the other, he knocks them back. One, Two, Three.

    "Two pints, mate!" he calls, and the bartender places two pints in front of

    Him. Down they go. One, Two.

    Then the man slams the last one down on the bar and says, "One pint, mate!"

    The bartender fills the glass.

    The guy just sits there, staring at it for a moment, trying to focus. Then

    He looks at the bartender and says, "Ya know, 'ish a funny thing, but the

    Less I drink, the drunker I get!"

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    Have you ever wondered why an intelligent human being would become a

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